February 2012
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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New study shows 95% of general population to be...
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literally had a dream that tamagotchis were happening again but were based off of 90’s nickolodian cartoon characters like spike from rugrats and i was on the mcr tour van (like not bus… van) and 2 drag queens (JIGGLY CALIENTE AND PHIPHI OHARA) were sitting in the back arguing with me!!! and then they stole my money!!! and then mikey told me this funny story about how someone though he...
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mizzbehaved replied to your post: going to make a serious effort to be less of a…
so i guess i wont be seeing cuntless moy then
wait what excuse m e
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going to make a serious effort to be less of a cunt
when i die wont you berry me
cause i berried you, baby
deep in me
